One of my thousands of DUI clients made me and the court laugh with the following true story.
Officer pulls over my client who is extremely inebriated. It is immediately obvious that he is drunk. The police officer asks him, “Have you been drinking this evening?”
My extremely honest client slurs out a very enthusiastic, “Oh, YES!!!”, while his eyes are glazed and his head is bobbing in an uncoordinated manner.
The officer says, “OK, get out let’s do some roadsides.”
My puzzled client looks quizzically at the cop and says, “Why? Don’t you believe me?”
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